geez

i need to stop smiling because of this boy…he has a girlfriend god

big-bad-harv:

faggotspice:

lush-bucket:

simplycaptivating:

The Fish Bowl
Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange4 Swedish gummy fish
Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

SWEET JESUS, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

this looks like the best worst idea ever

TRINA WE NEED TO DO THIS.

big-bad-harv:

faggotspice:

lush-bucket:

simplycaptivating:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

SWEET JESUS, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

this looks like the best worst idea ever

TRINA WE NEED TO DO THIS.

chetivepoupeesouffreteuse:

Easy as hell pizza balls by ~1wolfmadien
Pizza Balls:Ingredients:3 cans Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (10 ct)60 pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit)Block of cheese (Colby/Monterey Jack or Cheese Stick)1 beaten eggParmesan CheeseItalian seasoningGarlic powder1 jar pizza sauceDirections:Slice cheese into approx. 28 squares (or if using cheese stix, cut in 3rds). Flatten each biscuit and stack pepperoni and cheese on top. Gather edges of biscuit and secure on top of ‘roll’. Line rolls in greased 9x13 pan. Brush with beaten egg. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning & garlic powder. Bake at 425°F for 18-20 minutes. Serve with warm pizza sauce for dipping.

chetivepoupeesouffreteuse:

Easy as hell pizza balls by ~1wolfmadien

Pizza Balls:

Ingredients:

3 cans Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (10 ct)
60 pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit)
Block of cheese (Colby/Monterey Jack or Cheese Stick)
1 beaten egg
Parmesan Cheese
Italian seasoning
Garlic powder
1 jar pizza sauce

Directions:

Slice cheese into approx. 28 squares (or if using cheese stix, cut in 3rds). Flatten each biscuit and stack pepperoni and cheese on top. Gather edges of biscuit and secure on top of ‘roll’. Line rolls in greased 9x13 pan. Brush with beaten egg. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning & garlic powder. Bake at 425°F for 18-20 minutes. Serve with warm pizza sauce for dipping.

you were the light of my life. radiance flowed from you. everything you touched seemed to glow. when i had first met you, i thought i was dreaming. i thought i was face-to-face with a golden star, a star that shined so bright the sun would turn green from jealousy. you were so bright and so kind. and i told you many months ago, that i wanted to capture you. capture you like a little firefly in a glass jar. but you didnt want that… you strayed…and i was the one who followed. you told me if i stared too long id go blind. maybe i did. you told me if i stared too long id get burnt. well i did, but it was my heart that lit in fire that night. and i looked at the sky in the hopes that id fine a better star to look after, but no one shined quite as bright as you did. and no one told me that after you left id be living in a dark numb world. the sun rises anymore because hes taken off with the moon. and the stars never come out because theyre afraid ill bottle them up like lightning bugs. but its so dark. and in the black of the afternoon i miss you. i cant see anything. i cant see you. pitch dark and damp with tears. you were the light of my life.

”why not leave?”
he asks me,
twirling a strand of
my hair through
his long fingers.
we’re so close
that our noses
could touch.
”because,”
i whisper,
and i can feel
his skin shiver
from being so close
to mine,
and i run my
hands across
the trail of scars
on his hip
and place my hand
gently over his heart.
”you’re home.”

why do i allow myself to like human beings that are just not available

i hate myself